The One Thing The black Woman That Has Everything , Doesn't Have.....

You know it. I know it. Everything from the range of their beautiful skin tones , to their the rest of their body is unmatched by any other race of female. Their physical & mental STRENGTH is untouchable.They're not to be fucked with.

Once you see their necks jerking from side to side , you know to either shut the fuck up or get the fuck on your way. They're the best paper chasers , and the most intelligent. However , if you see one with BLONDE / GOLD weave , BLONDE braids , or BLONDE hair dye , you can pretty much cancel all that shit I said about their intelligence..lol

They're the envy of all women. Other women used to think fat asses were gross. Now These bitches is fat in the ass injected , lip plumping , laying under fake sun , baking on 450 for 2 hrs ass niggaz.

They might be all that and a bag of flamin hotts but 4 the most part:

One Thing That Most Black Woman Who Have Everything Don't Have,

THAT'S A MAN !

You see them all the time. They have a great education , career , money , cars , and homes but they single as hell.

WHY ?!?!Lets take a closer look at the problem. What I'm gonna do is give you a few reasons why a man might not approach yo ass niggga( And i said it ANNNNND WHHHHHHHAT)

1. THEY'RE INTIMIDATED. A man won't just come out and admit that but it's true. Ya'll sure got a way of making us feel like shit when we're not on your level. We hear ya'll tear fellas down all the time ........"Bumb ass nigga this , Bumb ass nigga that. He may actually be doin' okay for himself but because he ain't doin it like you he's beneath you. But on a couple more lonely friday nights you'll be wishin "U" WAS BENEATH HIM
   




2. YOUR NOSE IS TOO HIGH IN THE AIR. Nothings' wrong with holding your head high but when you can't smell your own shit , there's a problem. Wear bigger clothes. This way the odor can creep up ya blouse and smack YO AZZ IN DA FACE. It wasn't that long ago that you were right here at the bottom. How soon do we forget , huh ? GUESS WHAT- YO ASS STINK TOO ! Also , they make extra strength douches for Heffas like you.
   




3. YOU HAVE CONTROL ISSUES. " If you're not in control , there's an issue. But den i bet when it comes down to certain situations u want us 2 take control.. Now im Daddy 2 u huh..lol




4. YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR RELATIONSHIPS I hear you. Get money , that's what its all about. All your times' invested in chasing it. Who's gonna knock you for that ? If you can only give a quarter of your time to a man , the relationship is doomed. Being that us men have a very sensitive " FUCK THAT SHIT !" Button , we're not interested in nothing more than the occasional booty call.. If u was gon be buzy all da time and all we do is have sex, WELL DAMN...IF I HAD OF KNOWN DAT I COULDA JUST TURNED MY AZZ OVA AND WENT TO SLEEP IN MY OWN BED INSTEAD OF CUDDLIN UP WIT YO AZZ."BANG BANG--BANG BANG -- BANG BANG.....Bye




5. YA'LL TOO GOOD TO APPROACH MEN. Ya'll stuck in the dark ages. Every man isn't gonna step to you because you got it goin on. Ya'll come a dime a dozen. You chased your dream career and got it. Try that with your dream man. Unlike the dreams you have when your sleep , this one isn't gonna just come to you. Keep thinking its a man's duty to bag you. That's why ya'll damn near 40 hanging' in the clubs now & still single. You'll be just as lonely next Valentine's Day.
   

Besides these few things I've listed , no man wants to be his woman's BITCH ! Anyone remember Steadmond ?

He was Oprah's BITCH ! I'm pretty sure she made him aware of that during the whole marriage. How could he possibly feel like the king in his castle when his wifes' the richest woman on the planet. She's single now and the only reason any man would wanna get with her is because she's "Stanky Rich"

.As much as ya'll claim ya'll want your man to lead , That's bullshit. No "SUCCESSFUL" Black woman is gonna let her man just be the man when she's' reached a certain level of success. He knows as well as you do , that you don't need his ass.

The chances of you finding a dude who's' accomplished as much as you are very slim. Instead of you trying to uplift these guyz, pointing them in the right direction to becoming something better , ya'll shit on them. I'm not saying hold his damn hand but give him a chance. A lot of us don't know shit about 401K's or Bank accounts . That doesn't mean he's a moron or can't be a good man.

Then there are some of you that meet guys on your level but he doesn't want you either. Hmm...... All I can say is IT GOTTA BE YOU ! As much as you wanna blame us men , this is all your fault. Ya'll act like it's no big deal because you have your little flings and what not but I know better. You're not gonna be able to keep up your Sex & The City shit too much longer. All them dudes you looked down on are doing just fine without you.
I sure the fuck AM.

In conclusion: MY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN , ya'll gotta either lighten up on the fellas or change some shit about yourselves if you want to become at least approachable by us. I can hear you now
" If a man don't want me for me , then FuCk him "
Remember , you are the problem. I'd hate to hear you saying that same shit at 60 while reaching for your teeth in a glass.


THIS BLOG IS MY OPINION AND MY OPINION ONLY IF U DONT LIKE I DONT GIVE A DAMN NIGGAZ................PEACE OUT